Gaston: *gives curious look and moves finger up and down* This.
Me: I'm dressed as you today.
Gaston: This. I approve.
Me: *walks over for picture and gives hug*
Gaston: You know, red is only my second favourite color.
Me: Oh really? What's your first?
Gaston: Reflective. That way I can see myself. Just like a mirror. Mirrors love me, though I'm sure you know that.
Me: Of course. I am you today.
Gaston: *gives approving nod*
We pose for our pictures. I give him another hug.
Gaston: *Waves finger again and gives me a thumbs up* You can go sit in my chair. I like you.
Me: *thanks him and can't help smiling like an idiot as I leave*
Me: Gaston and I are best friends now. We would be married cuz he would marry himself and I am him today so...
My friend: *shakes head and pats shoulder* Whatever you say.